bah! Where’s Joe when I need to watch a shitty movie?

So, yeah, where the hell is he, and YOU TOO, dana, where the hell are you?  He’s got a bundle of films just aching to be watched. And I’ve got just the eyes to see them.

Dana, you’re amazing, and you couldn’t have married a better guy.  I must say, meeting Joe for the first time with him wearing an Evil Dead shirt?  priceless.

But, really, where the HELL has everyone been??!!!??

It’s Halloween, and I want to be Mario.  Or maybe Pauly Walnuts.  Or maybe that cyst on John McCain’s face.

I’m fucking STRESSED and I need to see my BUDS! sounds like an excuse for a party at the casa, or maybe a completely self-indulgent overseas trip for me and my honey…either way, I see grappa involved!

Wait, back to Halloween.  I was trying to think of the coolest thing one could receive as candy on Halloween.  Anything from Hershey’s or Mars (sorry Illinois) was a no-no.  Murderous cupcakes, while cool, just won’t hold up in a satchel.  Maybe some Sugar Daddies or Babies?  no… that’s all packaging and a lot of caramel.  Then I though of Pocky.  Wow.  Killer Packaging, fun to eat, fun to look at, fun to throw, and CHEAP!  perfect.  Kids aren’t allowed to come around our street on Halloween, something to do with ridiculous neighborhood laws, but, I urge you to by a case or two of Pocky (probably chocolate) and distribute to the tots.  Me, I’m hitting a few Asian markets tomorrow to stock up and bring to work.

I leave you with this, another crazy-assed hairbrained Apple-cake.  Hmm… thinking of Applejack…

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October 29th, 2008